Vincent Price wouldn´t look twice!

Years ago for a joke I made myself a nightie in the style of those worn by heroines in vampire films...but without the low-cut neckline. It is cotton, has long sleeves which cover my hands and reaches to the floor. It looks like nothing on earth when it is on, I resemble a large sack rather than a damsel in distress, but boy is it nice and comfy and warm! Perfect for our current very cold spell. We are having the coldest May on record so I don´t care what I look like it bed.